bloody mary's shouldn't be bitter
sandwich makers should be rewarded for conscientious behavior
biscotti jars should not be broken
fancy scarves should be half price
black feathers should not grow out of shoulder blades no matter how red your eyes are
skin should be made wrinkly in a swimming pool over looked by tread mills
phones should not ring that many times
water canisters should always match your car
weird mothers should not be portrayed that way without some sort of warning
fire fighters should be photographed every year
true grit is always wise . . . unless you are a black swan
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